I'm Nick Flebber, president and CEO of Flebber Investigations. I'm also the vice president, majority shareholder and the entire workforce. Some kind of tax shelter my ex-accountant had set up for me just before he ran off to the Cayman Islands with my secretary and most of my cash. I don’t often mention this. Bad for business.
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You have to pay for quality supplies. Never purchase aluminum knuckles. Only brass will do.
When tracing a missing person, you need to use a recent photograph of the person. However, one of those sidewalk caricatures will do in a pinch.
If investigating a wife to see if she’s cheating on her husband, avoid being the person she’s cheating on her husband with.
When tailing someone, never wave and yell “Yoo-hoo!” to them.
I’ve found that cell camera photos are very handy, although most of the photographs I get from them are pictures of the inside of my ear.
When interrogating someone, avoid using LED or fluorescent light bulbs. They just don’t cut it.
If your case involves someone stealing white picket boundary markers, first check all the pawn shops to see if he's trying to fence them.
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