Here I am, knocking myself out to locate Cupid who's gone missing and where does the record of my case end up? In THE POLICE GAZETTE? TRUE CRIME? THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER? Noooo. They lump it in with a bunch of loooove stories! Can you believe it? They just include my caper, now entitled "Cupid is as Cupid Does" in a book called "Love and Other Distractions." Sure, it's nice to be included with a group of well-regarded Hollywood-based writers. And, okay, all the proceeds going to charity is a noble cause, but man, are all the other P.I.s going to make fun of me now.
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The name's Flebber, Nick Flebber. I'm a dick, a shamus, a flatfoot, a private eye...